Week 4 Term 3
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
What is a fishes favourite game?
Name that Tuna
What do you call a broken boomerang?
A stick!
By Amber
Week 3 Term 3
What dog can you eat?
A hotdog
By Dakota
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What did the robber say when he got stuck in the seaweed?
Kelp! Kelp!
By Jessie
Week 2 Term 3
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea
By Carley
What do electric eels taste like?
They taste shocking!!
Why did the chess piece cross the road?
To get to the pawn shop
When's the best time to go trampolining?
Spring time!
By Amber
Week 1 Term 3
Week 10 Term 2
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
What is a fishes favourite game?
Name that Tuna
What do you call a broken boomerang?
A stick!
By Amber
Week 3 Term 3
What dog can you eat?
A hotdog
By Dakota
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What did the robber say when he got stuck in the seaweed?
Kelp! Kelp!
By Jessie
Week 2 Term 3
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea
By Carley
What do electric eels taste like?
They taste shocking!!
Why did the chess piece cross the road?
To get to the pawn shop
When's the best time to go trampolining?
Spring time!
By Amber
Week 1 Term 3
Week 10 Term 2
Week9 Term 2
What does a bun chose as its hairdo?
a bun
What did the tutle say to the shell?
can you get on my back
By Carley
what is a birds favorite app?
tweeter
How does a butcher introduce its daughter?
Meet Pattie
by Alex
What travels around the world and stays in one corner?
A stamp
by Jessie
What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin
by Summer
What is dangerous, is light, and comes in every single colour?
A balloon
by Sophie
What do you get when you cross a banana with a boomerang?
A bananarang
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
By Amber
What kind of animal goes 'oom'?
A cow walking backwards
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a sheep!
Really and how do you feel about that?
Very Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad
What did the nose shout out at the school play auditions?
Pick ME! Pick ME! Pick ME!
By Paige Week 7 Term 2
Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?
He threw out all the bent ones
By Molly
What does a shell and a fish say?
Shellfish
By Carley
What is underground and yellow
The centre of the earth
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken Leg
By Pyper
Week 6 Term 2
What did the pig learn at karate?
pork CHOP!
By Molly
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
To go to high school
Why didn't the skeleton jump off the building?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it!
By Paige
What do vampire movie stars get?
FANG mail
By Annelise
Week 5 Term 2
Why is a shark easy to weigh?
Because it has scales
Why are sharks like chalk boards?
Because they are found in schools
By Alex
What is funny and in a tent?
A circus
By Carley
What goes down but never goes up?
The rain
By Leighton
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idea?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
By Abby
What do you call a polar wearing ear muffs?
Anything he carn't hear you!
Why is a seagull called a seagull?
Because if it flew over a bay it would be called a Baygull
Where do pencils go on holiday?
To pencil-vania
By Amber
Week 4 Term 2
Because they are shellfish
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a Cod any Cod
By Amber
Why did the monkey cross the road?
To get to the zoo!
By Robbie
What did Jimmy the robber say to the bank?
Jimmy all your money
By Jake
What did the banana say to the Dr?
I'm not peeling well!
Doctor Doctor I feel invisible!
Sorry sir I can't see you right now!
By Molly
Week 3 Term 2
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa shop
What do you call two banana skins on the ground?
A pair of slippers
Why are leopards so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted
By Paige
Why can't a bicycle stand by itself?
Because its two tyred
Why did the calendar feel popular?
Because it had a lot of dates
By Jaime
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side
By Alex
Week 2 Term 2
What is red and small and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator
By Carley
What is a pirates favourite pasta?
Arrrrghehetti
By Leslie
Where do bees go to the toilet?
The BP Station
By Abby
Q: How much did the pirate’s peg leg and hook cost?
A: An arm and a leg.
Q: what was the pirate’s favorite school subject?
A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Q: Where do pirates put their trash?
A: The Garrrrrrrrrrrbage can.
Q: Which fish do pirates love the most?
A: Swordfish.
By Mrs Finlayson
Week 1 Term 2
What do you do when a duck makes a splash?
DUCK!!
By Carley and Summer
What did the Smurf get in karate?
A Blue Belt
By Annelise
Week 11 Term 1
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.
Q: What do you call a bunny transformer?
A: Hop-timus Prime
Q: What kind of books do bunnies read?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!
Riddle
Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes.
What is it?
A: A rabbit hole.
By Mrs Finlayson
Week 10 Term 1
What do you get when you cross a plumber with a ballerina?
A Tap Dancer
By Leila
When does a monkey have trunks?
When there's not much use for a suitcase
By Jessie
Week 9 Term 1
When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
When it's Tooth-Hurty
(Two Thirty)
By Summer
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
A man arrived in town on Friday, stayed two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible?
The horse he was riding was named Friday
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows Go
Cow's Go Who?
No silly COW's GO MOO!!!
By Carley
Week 7 Term 1
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
By Jessie
Week 6 Term 1
Week 5 Term 1
Week 4 Term 1
What do you call a three humped camel?
Pregnant
What has a foot but no legs?
A snail
By Carley
I am slow
I walk on four legs
I have a shell
What am I?
A tortoise
By Sophie
Week 3 Term 1
I am a reptile
I am millions of years old
What am I?
I'm a Tuatara
By Alex
Week 2 Term 1
What do you get when you cross a plumber with a ballerina?
A Tap Dancer
By Leila
When does a monkey have trunks?
When there's not much use for a suitcase
By Jessie
Week 9 Term 1
When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
When it's Tooth-Hurty
(Two Thirty)
By Summer
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
A man arrived in town on Friday, stayed two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible?
The horse he was riding was named Friday
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows Go
Cow's Go Who?
No silly COW's GO MOO!!!
By Carley
Week 7 Term 1
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
By Jessie
Week 6 Term 1
Week 5 Term 1
Week 4 Term 1
What do you call a three humped camel?
Pregnant
What has a foot but no legs?
A snail
By Carley
I am slow
I walk on four legs
I have a shell
What am I?
A tortoise
By Sophie
Week 3 Term 1
I am a reptile
I am millions of years old
What am I?
I'm a Tuatara
By Alex
Week 2 Term 1
Have you heard of Bulls?
A town like no udder
By Jessie
Knock knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carry the bags into the house please!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moooovies
By Paige
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick
Why do basketballers love donuts?
Because they dunk them
By Abby
Friday Funnies Week 1 Term 1
Spell Roast R-O-A-S-T
Say roast 7 times
Say roast 7 times again
Spell Roast R-O-A-S-T
What do you put in the toaster?
Bread
Spell silk S-I-L-K
Say silk 7 times
Say silk 7 times again
Spell silk S-I-L-K
What do cows drink?
Water
By Amber
What has a face, arms but no legs?
A Clock
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes
How does the butcher introduce his daughter?
Meet Patty
By Abby
What do cavemen live in?
A clubhouse
By Sophie
Doctor, Doctor I'm invisible!
I'm sorry sir I can't see you right now!
By Leila
Thank-you for putting the Friday Funnies on our team blog and giving us a giggle at the start of "Fun Friday" From your buddies in Room R.
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